Tidbit 1 Humor Time
“Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.”– Bob Thaves
A Backyard Neighbor Funeral
Mr. Green peered over his fence and noticed that the neighbor’s little boy was in his backyard filling in a hole. Curious about what the youngster was up to, Mr. Green asked, “What are you doing, Jimmy?”
Tearfully, little Jimmy replied, “My goldfish died, and I’ve just buried him.”
“That’s an awfully large hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Mr. Green said.
Patting down the last bit of earth, little Jimmy replied, “That’s because he’s in your cat!”
Asking Her Age
A young mother had been too busy to visit her elderly neighbor who was ill. She said to her small son, “Johnny, run over and see how ‘old Mrs. Smith’ is.” Within a few minutes, the boy was back. “She says it’s none of your business how old she is.”
Tidbit 2 Mastermind Is He
A mastermind can be described as a brilliant thinker with original ideas (a chess mastermind or a criminal mastermind). Inventors, intellectuals, and famous geniuses can also be called masterminds.
The Bible proves that God is the one and only true mastermind. If you have any doubts, start by reading the 1st chapter of Genesis. God created the heavens and the earth from the very beginning. He just keeps on showing off His outstanding self throughout the Bible. Look what God has done, mastermind is He!
Click on the video to view the oral presentation of this blog and listen to my song Mastermind Is He. (© ℗ 2006 Annette M. Harris. All rights reserved.)
Tidbit 3 Stretching
Have you stretched today? Do you stretch on a regular basis? Some people don’t realize the health benefits of stretching. Stretching is completely adjustable. No previous experience required. It just gets better the more you do it.
Here are some benefits of stretching before you get out of bed in the morning.
1. Stretching in the morning can help improve the range of motion in the joints, as well as stiffness that often accompanies being inactive or overweight. Decreased flexibility in the joints may increase your likelihood of developing arthritis or having poor balance, which could lead to injury.
2. It can dramatically improve blood circulation. A quick stretch when you wake can energize you to get out of bed. Proper circulation helps you move and function throughout the day.
3. It can help relieve stress and tension and help you to face the day more positively.
Before you take on the daily pressures and demands of job and family, allow yourself a few minutes to stretch and breathe. Before you do those stretches or even put one foot on the floor – acknowledge the Lord. Give Him a wave offering, a “Thank you Jesus”, blow Him a kiss, give Him a scripture verse, tell Him good morning – acknowledge Him. Then proceed with your stretches.
You can lie on your back, on your bed and just stretch your whole body & wiggle your fingers and toes. Some other movements include: Knees-to-Chest Stretch, Spinal Twist, Seated Forward Bend, or you can just be creative.
Stretching before going to bed gives you a chance to transition to quiet and let go of any negative thinking. Listen to some scripture verses, or soothing music.
- Breathe slowly and deeply, stretch lightly and be relaxed.
- Stretch in a smooth movement, without bouncing, only as far as it feels good to you. Bouncing as you stretch can injure your muscle and actually contribute to muscle tightness. Don’t worry about how far you can stretch.
- Hold each stretch position steadily for about 30 seconds to give your muscles time to lengthen.
With your body relaxed, you should be able to fall asleep quicker and sleep more soundly. Your goal with a bedtime stretch is relaxation, to reduce muscle tension that has built up from the day’s activities. So take a few minutes tonight and stretch before telling God good night.
Stretching anytime anywhere is a great way to take a break from your busy day to recharge and strengthen your body and your mind. It does not need to be time consuming. If you take a few minutes out of your day to stretch and try to do so at least 2-3 days a week you can achieve the most benefits. If you stretch on an irregular schedule, your body will not be able to maintain a consistent range of motion. In other words, if you don’t use it, you lose it.
What are you waiting on? Get started today!
Thanks for stopping by. I hope enjoyed these Health-Giving Tidbits. This presentation is intended for informational purposes only.
If you know Jesus Christ as your Savior, now is the time to get to know Him even better.
If you don’t know Him, accepting Him as your Savior will be one of the wisest decisions you will ever make. Have a blessed day!