A little birthday humor
Q: How can you tell that you’re getting old? A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
After much convincing from my husband, I finally agreed to call an old family friend to sing her happy birthday. It was only after I finished singing, that the voice at the other end of the line informed me, that it was the wrong number. “Oh I’m so sorry” I said, embarrassed. “It’s okay” the voice said, “you can use all of the practice you can get!”
You know you’re getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it exercise. Happy Birthday!
Have a great time on your birthday, and don’t worry about getting old. That happened years ago.
Three Old Sisters
There were 3 sisters living together 92, 94 and 95 yrs. old. The oldest went upstairs one evening to take a bath. As she was getting in the tub with one foot in and one foot out, she called down to her sisters, “Am I getting in the tub or am I getting out of the tub?”
The 94 yr. old decided to go upstairs to see if she could help figure out the situation. She got to the 3rd step and stopped – then called out, “Was I going up the stairs or was I coming down the stairs?”
The 92 yr. old, sitting at the kitchen table, thought she better knock on wood and as she knocked on the kitchen table she said, “I hope I never get as bad as my sisters. Now was that the front door or the back door?”
Birthday humor time is dedicated to my oldest sister, Pastor Charlotte “Happy” Bryant, who celebrated her 70th birthday yesterday.
Do you view your birthday as half full or half empty?
If you have read my previous posts, you know that I have not always been the most positive person. My history includes low self-esteem, depression and suicidal thoughts. God has helped me over the years and my positive days now outweigh my negative days. I try to be more grateful and thankful each day. I also laugh more. My prayer was: “Lord, for the rest of my life, help me to see the glass half full each day and not half empty.”
I have never known anyone like Pastor Bryant. I marvel at the wisdom God gives her. One day while talking on the phone with her, I shared my desire to always see the glass half full. I have been kind of down because I still have not found a full time job. I’m still working 6 – 12 hours a week in retail, making minimum wage. That’s enough to make anyone depressed (if you’re viewing the glass as half empty).
It seems like this season in my life has been going on a long, long, long, time and is never going to end. Ecclesiastes tells us that seasons must come to an end, but God left out the “how long” part.
Ecclesiastes 3 To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
2 A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
3 A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;
4 A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
5 A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together; a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
6 A time to get, and a time to lose; a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
7 A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
8 A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.
When I look at the glass as half full: No utilities have been turned off; I’m still driving my 2014 car with insurance; I haven’t lost any weight due to lack of food; I’m not getting phone calls from bill collectors; I haven’t filed for bankruptcy. Those are all miracles. God has been faithful.
In response to my statement about wanting to see the glass as half full, Pastor Bryant said, “Well I choose to see the glass as full.” Now why did she have to say that? She had just burst my balloon and raised the bar. I thought I was doing a great job seeing the glass as half full instead of half empty but she had to throw in the “full” picture glass vision. That is one of the many, many examples of how God gives her wisdom to share with others and to help us grow. I must admit that my faith is not yet at the level of seeing a half full glass of water as a full glass of water, but I’m working on it. Thanks to God and my big Sis, I believe I’ll accomplish that faith goal.
Now without faith it is impossible to please God, for the one who draws near to Him must believe that He exists and rewards those who seek Him. Hebrews 11:6
Food for thought: According to Romans 4:17 “(As it is written, I have made thee a father of many nations,) before him whom he believed, even God, who quickeneth the dead, and calleth those things which be not as though they were.”
If God called things into existence, why can’t I call a half full glass of water – full?
The words to the hymn “It is will with my soul” were written by Horatio G. Spafford in 1828. He had a successful legal practice in Chicago. He invested heavily in real estate and his holdings were wiped out, as a result of the Chicago Fire of 1871. Just before this, he had experienced the death of his son. He wanted to get away for a rest, so he planned a trip for his family.
Spafford had an unexpected last minute business development right before they were to leave, so he stayed in Chicago but sent his wife and four daughters on ahead on the ship. He was going to follow a few days later. The ship that his wife and daughters were on, sank. His four daughters drowned, but his wife survived. In his grief, he wrote the words to this hymn and was still able to say, “It is well with my soul.” He had many reasons to see the glass as half empty but I believe he chose to see it as half full.
To view this video, click on the link beside my picture. I hope it blesses you.
Sing like God is the only one listening. It’s okay if you get off key, don’t do any “runs” or forget the words. You’ll get no negative comments from Him. Just sing from your heart. -Annette M. Harris
What do you do when life hands you a bag of lemons? You make lemon water.
Lemons contain many nutrients, including vitamin C, B-complex vitamins, calcium, iron, magnesium, potassium, and fiber.
Lemon water may:
Give your immune system a boost.
Cleanse your system.
Alkalize your body.
Help fight viral infections.
Keep your skin blemish free.
Give you an energy boost.
Help you lose weight.
Freshen your breath.
One doctor recommends starting the day with the juice of ¼ to ½ of a lemon, and filling the rest of the glass with warm water. You can dilute the lemon juice more, depending on your personal taste. During the rest of the day, you can sip lemon water at a cooler temperature, if you prefer it. This will keep you hydrated, and it may also help quench your thirst for unhealthy drinks that contain too much sugar and too many calories.
Remember: we are not making lemonade, we’re making lemon water.
I like to drink a warm glass of lemon water with 1/2 tsp of cinnamon and 1/2 tsp of ginger. It gives me a morning boost. I like to think of it as a detoxification drink.
I believe that we have the power to contribute to the healing of our bodies by adapting what we consume every day. Drinking lemon water is one of the little things that we can do on a regular basis that can have long term benefits.
We’re so used to instant gratification in almost everything we do, so when it comes to healthy diets and exercise, we can easily get discouraged if we don’t see results in a few days. As with any new addition to your diet, give it a minimum of two weeks to see what positive benefits you can get.
I highly recommend that you do your own research on drinking lemon water. Then choose at least one benefit that will motivate you to start incorporating it into your daily life.
Commit to 14 days of drinking lemon water. Write down how you feel on day 1, then on day 14. Share your experience in the comment section of this post or with someone else.
Bye for now. Thanks for visiting!
Ecclesiastes 3King James Version (KJV)
https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Romans-4-17/ King James Version (KJV)
Osbeck, K. W. (1982). 101 Hymn Stories. Grand Rapids, MT: Kregel Publications