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Mirthful Nuggets

** “I wake up every day with a smile on my face.”– Henry Ian Cusick
** National Macaroon Day – Let’s celebrate!
** Nothing Will Separate Us (Romans 8:37-39)

Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture grey, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up. ~Allen Klein

*** Nugget 1  Humor Time  
What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
What did the waiter say to the skunk? Sorry, I can’t take your odor.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

FUNNY COMEBACKS:
Remember when I asked for your opinion? Well, me neither.
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
I understand what you’re saying but if I agreed with you then we’d both be wrong.

What is the funniest experience you have ever had in church?
It was revival on a Saturday night, it was after 10 pm and the preacher shouted out, “Who wants to go to heaven?” Mindy’s 4 year old grandson Randy answered, “I just want to go home.”  Everyone laughed.

*** Nugget 2   National Macaroon Day
We all like reasons to celebrate, right? Well here is a sweet reason. May 31 is National Macaroon Day! I don’t eat them often but I love them. There’s a difference between macaroons and macarons. Their ingredients are similar (both are made with egg whites, sugar, and vanilla). However, the macaroon is typically made of shredded coconut stirred into whipped egg whites and sugar. Macaroons are larger, denser and chewier than macarons. Some macaroons are also drizzled or dipped in chocolate. Macaroons are traditional Passover treats in some Jewish households because they are flourless cookies – no flour can be used in any foods served at Passover.

Here are some ways to celebrate National Macaroon Day on tomorrow.
** Eat macaroons (in moderation)
** Bake them at home or buy them at a store.
** Take some to work to share.

*** Nugget 3   Nothing Will Separate Us 
No, in all these things we are more than victorious through him who loved us. 38 For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor rulers, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, 39 nor height, nor depth, nor anything else in all creation will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord. -Romans 8:37-39

The Apostle Paul had suffered unjust persecution, famine, false arrest, shipwreck, and threat of murder. Yet, he still believed that because of God’s love, he was more than victorious. He let us know that we too can adopt the attitude of a victor. We make the choice to believe that we are victims or victors. 

Whatever we go through in life, we can come out on the other side as “more than victorious.” Paul left no stone unturned: the outward pressures of life, the inward distress that we feel in our hearts, hunger or lack of food, lack of clothing or shelter, future risks or threats, violent death or execution. In spite of how things look or how we feel about our tough circumstances, God is for us. He loves us. His love gives us hope, joy, peace, strength, and victory.

Oh that we would trust, believe and act on what the Bible says about what we have, who we are and what we can do in Him!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior?  If you wait, it could be too late. For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting live (John 3:16).

If you have already accepted Him, He wants you to get to know Him even better.

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Sources
https://roysutton.co.uk/funniest-one-liners-2/
2-Ingredient Coconut Macaroons Recipe: Sweet 10-Minute Coconut Macaroon Recipe Satisfies Fast | Cookies | 30Seconds Food

Winning Tidbits

**Humor does a body good, so keep smiling & laughing!
** Overcoming & Winning – all the way! Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. -Romans 8:37
** Celebrate National Salad Month – Salads are nutrition powerhouses. Have you had one today?

*** Tidbit  1   Humor Time

Email Goes Astray 

Mr. Arnold, a businessman from Tulsa, Oklahoma, went on a business trip to Amarillo, Texas. He immediately sent an e-mail back home to his wife, Paula.  Unfortunately, he forgot his wife’s exact e-mail address and the e-mail ended up going to a Mrs. P. Arnold in Rapid City, South Dakota, the wife of a preacher who had just died. The preacher’s wife, Penny, took one look at the e-mail and promptly fainted.

When she was finally revived by her daughter, Penny hysterically pointed to the message, which read, ‘Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here.’

The Ugly Baby

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.

 “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed.

 The man sympathized and said: “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.”

  “You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.”

  “That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.”

Things My Mother Taught Me

  • My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
    “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
  • My mother taught me about STAMINA.
    “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
  • My mother taught me about WEATHER.
    “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
  • My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.”
    If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”

*** Tidbit  2   Overcomer

Yet in all these things we are more than conquerors through Him who loved us. -Romans 8:37

An overcomer is someone who succeeds in dealing with or gaining control of some problem, weakness, opposition, difficulty, etc. In most cases, we have to choose to be overcomers (I choose to think positive. I choose to exercise today. I choose to pray every day.)  Sometimes we have gifts in certain areas that allow us to be overcomers with minimal effort. Sometimes we have to really put forth an effort, for example, training to run a marathon or working to earn a degree. Being an overcomer is not all about winning.  It’s about putting forth your best effort. If you’re a born- again believer, God wants you to overcome. He’s your biggest cheerleader.

Here are some are some tips that can help you be an overcomer in every situation.

  • Have confidence in yourself and God, the Creator.
  • Renew your mind with the Word of God.
  • Have a support system.
  • Stick with it. Don’t quit unless God tells you to quit.
  • Don’t dwell on negative thoughts or past failures.
  • Remember that nothing is impossible with God

*** Tidbit  3    Celebrate National Salad Month

Tomorrow begins the month of May. May is National Salad month.  It’s the perfect time to enjoy a lighter meal with the warmer weather approaching. Eating a salad almost every day could be one of the healthiest eating habits you can adopt. It can be a nutrition powerhouse as long as you don’t douse it with salad dressing, meat, croutons, etc. (remember – moderation).

Experts tell us over and over again, the importance of including fruits and vegetables in our diet. How many of us actually strive to be overcomers in that area? Need more convincing? Okay. Salads are good for you because:

  • They provide fiber, which may help lower cholesterol levels and prevent constipation.
  • They provide much needed vitamins and minerals.
  • They can help you get enough fruits and vegetables.
  • When you eat most veggies and fruits raw, you can get the most benefits. Some people cook the nutrients out of their fruits and veggies. All that’s being consumed is dead food.

You don’t have to eat the traditional side salad or green salad. Use your imagination. Be sure to add lots of color and texture. Instead of using only iceberg, try mixing in darker greens like kale, chard, spinach, and red leaf lettuce. The possibilities are endless: cucumbers, red onions, nuts, seeds, protein, berries, etc.  Include them in your 2022 DoBetter Challenge. I hope you’re still trying to do better. Set a goal to get them in.  Enjoy and have fun!

The information that I have shared with you is intended for informational purposes.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior?  If not, what are you waiting on? In crazy times like these, we need a Savior. If you have already accepted Him, He wants you to get to know Him even better.

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http://www.guy-sports.com/jokes/funny_religious_stories.htm
The Ugly Baby – Mistakes Jokes (christiansunite.com)
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https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans%208%3A37&version=NKJV
http://clipart-library.com/clipart/1098244.htm
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