Nugget 1
***What’s the difference between love and marriage? Love is blind, while marriage is an eye-opener!
***This Unique Perspective
Q: What do single people call Valentine’s Day?
A: Happy Independence Day!
***When You’re Really Not Into Valentine’s Day
I don’t need a Valentine.
I need a billion dollars and fast metabolism.
***Husband and Wine
A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”
“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.
“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”
***I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. We haggled for a few minutes, and he gave me a 5% raise.
Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, “By the way, which companies are after you?” I responded, “The gas, electric, and cable company.”
Nugget 2
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” ~Charles Schulz
Chocolate is so delicious! Who doesn’t love it? It can brighten you up when you’re feeling down. It can pep you up when you need energy. It’s just something about it that makes it hard to resist at times. Women have been reported to crave it. It can be found everywhere. It can be good to you and good for you.
There are three types of chocolate: dark, milk and white. The right kind (dark chocolate) can benefit your health, according to health experts. Dark chocolate is the most nutrient dense. It contains powerful antioxidants. It contains anti-inflammatory, anticancer, and anti-hypertensive properties.
Cacao is the ingredient that gives chocolate it health benefits. The higher the cocoa content, the more beneficial flavonols the chocolate has. Flavonols are found in plants that fight inflammation and protect against cell damage caused by free radicals. Experts recommend choosing chocolate that has a least 70 percent cacao or cocoa. It can be bitter because it has less sugar added to it. I think it’s an acquired taste.
There’s nothing like milk chocolate! Since it and white chocolate have less health benefits, save them for a special treat. Valentine’s Day would be one of those times. Happy chocolating!
Nugget 3
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