Tidbit 1 Humor Time
**Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
-Anonymous
**Teacher: “Which book has helped you the most in your life?” Student: “My father’s check book! -Anonymous
**A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck. When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing hysterically. By the time God got to the last ten people, the last man was laughing and rolling on the ground. When the man’s turn came, he laughed and said, “I wish they were all ugly again.”
**A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” -Bill mills
Tidbit 2 Easy, Healthy Food Swaps
I hope you are still trying to DoBetter with your food choices. Making swaps does not have to be difficult or time consuming. Many times it just takes a made up mind. A mind that says, “I will try most things at least once, cause if I don’t try – how will I know that I can do this?” The goal is to find a healthier ingredient that tastes or performs the same as the original ingredient – or as close to it as possible. These food swaps may contribute to your overall well-being. They may lower your risk of or help you manage diet-related diseases like obesity, stroke, heart disease and diabetes.
I discovered that I can eat a boiled egg without adding any salt. Yay! I wanted a hot dog. I don’t eat them often. I wanted the works: chili, coleslaw, & onions. I took a lot of the bread out of the bun. Yay! You may be thinking, “What’s the big deal?” The big deal for me was I made an effort. Every change, even if it’s a small one could contribute to your health. I love fried fish. I discovered that I can cook it in my air fryer or in a conventional oven and it tastes just as good as fried fish. I use the same coating that I would fry it with. I spray it with cooking spray. I am always happy with the results. Yay!
The following are some recommendations from health experts on how to make healthier food swaps.
- Replace refined grains with whole grains. The first ingredient should be a whole grain or look for the “whole grain’ stamp on the package.
- Swap white rice for brown rice, bulgur wheat, quinoa, or cauliflower rice.
- Replace mayonnaise with mashed avocado or hummus when making a sandwich.
- Replace enriched pasta with whole wheat, spaghetti squash, zucchini noodles, or bean based pasta.
- Replace iceberg lettuce with darker greens.
- Swap fried snacks with baked snacks.
- Swap fruit juice for whole fruits.
- When baking, replace all or part of oil with natural, unsweetened applesauce. Use an equal amount of the applesauce.
Don’t stop here. If you will be bold enough to experiment, you should be able to find plenty of other healthy food swaps to make.
HAPPY EXPERIMENTING!
Tidbit 3 John 8:31-36, NKJV
Then Jesus said to those Jews who believed Him, “If you abide in My word, you are My disciples indeed. 32 And you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.”
33 They answered Him, “We are Abraham’s descendants, and have never been in bondage to anyone. How can You say, ‘You will be made free’?”34 Jesus answered them, “Most assuredly, I say to you, whoever commits sin is a slave of sin. 35 And a slave does not abide in the house forever, but a son abides forever. 36 Therefore if the Son makes you free, you shall be free indeed.
Some of Jesus’ listeners were offended when He told them that they were in bondage to sin. They insisted that they had always been free, because of their ancestry. They had never been slaves to any man. Jesus spoke of another kind of bondage. He made it very clear that without Him, they lived like slaves, like oppressed people. Only the Son of God could set them truly free and give them a place in God’s family.
Freedom is not free. It comes with a price, sometimes a great price. Men and women died in service so that we could continue to enjoy our freedom. Jesus paid the ultimate price when He gave His life for our freedom. Those of us who have accepted Him are free, but there are things we must do to remain free. We must continue in the living Word (Jesus). We must continue in the written Word (Scripture). Jesus tells us that if we continually obey and live according to His teachings, we will know the truth and the truth will set us free. Praise Jesus! We never have to be slaves to sin again!
Full freedom is doing what will make you happy in 1,000 years, leaving you with no regrets in eternity. -John Piper
The information that I have shared with you is intended for informational purposes only.
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Savior? If you wait, it could be too late. For God so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish but have everlasting live (John 3:16).
If you have already accepted Him, He wants you to get to know Him even better.
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Sources
https://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/clean-jokes#
https://www.nhs.uk/healthier-families/food-facts/healthier-food-swaps/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/171277592070444304/
https://www.scripps.org/news_items/5012-6-simple-food-swaps-for-better-health
https://www.webmd.com/diet/healthy-food-swaps
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/642255596880048467/
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